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HOW WE MOP THE MAP

HOW WE MOP THE MAP
(To the tune of “What I Did for Love” by Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban from Broadway musical “A Chorus Line.”)

Kiss your seat goodbye
It’s time to reapportion
Bleach your District lily white
Carve it to the right
How we mop the map
How we mop the map

No, I can’t deny
It’s all a sly contortion
Done with a Houdini psych
Rope-in the votes we like
How we mop the map
How we mop the map

Stop
Urge the fairness cops
As our re-district mops
Slop on thick protection

You gave it a good try
For a fair election
But fairness is a loser’s prop
It’s a wrap, we’ve the app
How we mop the map
How we mop the map

Lyric © 2011 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

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