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SENDING NEWT OFF TO THE MOON

SENDING NEWT OFF TO THE MOON
(To tune of “Jean (Jean, Roses are Red),” by Rod McKuen)

Newt, Newt
Rooty-toot-toot
Sing your mad song like a loon
When you’re not made Pres.
Everyone says,
We’re sending Newt off to the moon

Newt, Newt
A mom would say cute
When your cheeks puff up like a balloon
If your campaign fails
No coffin and nails
We’re sending Newt off to the moon.

On the moon in a crater
He’ll capture the vote
He’ll be great for the colony
There he’ll promote

Newt, Newt
A final salute
As we blast you off with a tune
Give us, thinking fast,
One wise crack to last
We’re sending Newt off to the moon.

Lyric © by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
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