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THE LOBBYIST’S PRAYER

THE LOBBYIST’S PRAYER
(To tune of “My Prayer” by James Kennedy and Georges Boulanger, recorded by The Platters)

Intro
When vote cloture draws nigh
And the pollsters start ringing
When the stakes are quite high
So the lobbyists say
Then out of the woodwork they crawl
And pray

Verses
My prayer
Is a meeting for two
Somewhere out-of-the-way
With a Capra* plot-line

My prayer
Has some cash out of view
Nothing needed to say
Graft is simply divine

Bridge
That bill
Coming up on the hill
We don’t want to pass
That this payment will kill

Verse
My prayer
And the comfort it gives
Knowing profits will soar
For as long as greed lives

Let the losers play fair
Money answers my prayer

© 2012 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

* Frank Capra, director of the classic movie about political corruption, “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” (1939).

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