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The Miami Herald reported Sunday, May 27, 2013 that former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole said, “The current GOP ought to be ‘closed for repairs, because it lacks a vision and is unable to strike deals with Democrats.”

(To the tune of “Time After Time, by Sammy Cahn and Julie Styne)

Close for repairs,
Republicans please stop
Your show’s received a flop

And even Bob Dole
Declares you’ve dug a hole
Ronnie Reagan couldn’t save
This crew

It almost bores me to tears
But don’t you hear the jeers?
Obstruction is no point of view

So close for repairs
We’re tired of splitting hairs
We need a government,
Not you.


Yes, close for repairs
And take one-hundred years
Without your tripe we’ll muddle

Lyric © 2013 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

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