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THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE THE HOUSE

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE THE HOUSE
(To tune of “There is Nothing like a Girl,” by Rodgers and Hammerstein from the Broadway show and movie, “South Pacific.”)

There is no place like the House
Nothing’s like the House
Need a venue to delouse
There’s a thriving nest in the House

Nothing else can make us grouse
Like that noble House
Hearing muck that they espouse
We’d be better off with no House

Nothing irks like the House
Has more jerks than the House
Never votes like the House
Self-promotes like the House

There’s not a thing that’s wrong in the country here
That’s not made worse when they interfere
That greedy, arrogant
smugly partisan,
House

There is no place like the House
Sitting in D.C.
In a bar with patrons soused
Hear more wisdom than in the House

There is no place like the House
With complacency self-dowsed
Light a fire in there to rouse
Elected imbeciles of that House

Nothing lies like the House
Then denies like the House
No place smells like the House,
Reason quells like the House

Who’s spent 40 votes on Obamacare?
Where obstruction’s all that members dare
That servile, petty and
gross incompetent
House

Lyric © 2013 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

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