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CRUZ AND RUBIO

CRUZ AND RUBIO
(To tune of, “Here Comes Santa Clause,” by Gene Autry and Oakley Halderman)

Cruz and Rubio
Cruz and Rubio
Pulling another stunt
Filibustering.
Phony Blustering,
as party leaders grunt.

Sounding like two candidates
pretending to be friends
Come the ’16 great debates
they’ll show us how a friendship ends

Cruz and Rubio
Cruz and Rubio
Far right’s brightest pair
Plain folks don’t mean a thing.
Money’s everything.
Brazenly they dare.

“Let’s close the government,” they shout
to make a pointless point
Instead they both should mellow out,
Smoke a medically prescribed strong joint

Cruz and Rubio.
Cruz and Rubio.
Argue who’s more right.
Stop those Mexicans,
some call Texicans.
Deport them out of sight

Even Boehner shakes his head.
They’re way, way off the scales.
Not careful how they make their bed,
they’ll end up sleeping on sharp nails

Cruz and Rubio
Cruz and Rubio
Think they’re Obama’s bane
So unrealistic,
and narcissistic,
Says Senator McCain

If one became the President
the middle class would smart.
Don’t want a right-wing President,
another tin-man there without a heart.

Lyric © 2013 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

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