THEY’VE TOLD ME I MUST CHANGE MY PLAN
(To tune of, “I Guess I’ll have to Change my Plan,” by Arthur Schwartz and Howard Dietz)
They’ve told me I must change my plan.
The one they said that I could keep when this began
Obamacare has changed the landscape
For every woman, every man
Now I must buy maternity
Though I’m a male and giving birth is not for me.
For some it saves, for others premiums soar
When common sense walks right out the door
And now I’m simply boiling mad
I want to keep the plan I’ve had
Lyric © 2013 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
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