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WHY CAN’T THEY LOSE MY FILE?

The crash of Lois Lerner’s IRS computer and resultant loss of e-mails concerning the Section 501(c) (4) review process controversy, makes me think how nice it would be were IRS to lose my file.

WHY CAN’T THEY LOSE MY FILE?
(To tune of “Teenager in Love,” by Doc Pomus and Mort Schuman, for the hit recording by Dion and the Belmonts)

They can’t find Lerner’s e-mails
Wonder how can that be?
If they have lost that female’s
Why can’t they misplace me?
Each night I ask the Gods with a smile
If they’re so flummoxed, why can’t they lose my file?

They always give me trouble
My friends at IRS
If I was in their rubble
I’d worry so much less
Each night I ask the Gods with a smile
If they’re so flummoxed, why can’t they lose my file?

I’d pay no taxes.
Not dread this fear.
My brain relaxes
Just to think I’d disappear

I dream in all my slumber
They’ll lose my SSN
Then I would have no number
And they’re just number men
Each night I ask the Gods with a smile
If they’re so flummoxed, why can’[t they lose my file?

Lyric © 2014 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
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