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(To the tune of “You’re the Top,” by Cole Porter)

He’s the Trump!
He’s the plastered hairdo.
He’s the Trump!
And he’s all hot air too.
He’s the jerk who rants, bout immigrants, down south.
Says they’re either rapists or terrorists. He’s
the biggest mouth!

He’s the Trump!
Thinks he’s presidential.
What a chump!
He’s so non-essential.
We could do without, his ego-touting stump.
But we’ll have to suffer through it.
He’s the Trump!

He’s the Trump!
Out to start a schism.
He’s the Trump!
Buys his own Trump-ism.
Called an ego-maniac, a yak, a grump.
Still you can’t escape this Donald.
He’s the Trump!

Lyric © 2015 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire

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One response to “HE’S THE TRUMP!

  1. Marc Steinberg ⋅

    Hi Red,

    I picture this as a production number, like in “Young Frankenstein” with tuxedos and canes, and The Donald as the monster. Funny work!

    Love, Marc

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