WELCOME TO ABSURDUM

WELCOME TO ABSURDUM
(To original melody)

Welcome to Absurdum
A place they used to call America.
And if you’re coming to the USA
Best pack a bullet-proof vest.
All the crazies live here.
Loaded guns everywhere.
So you’d better steer clear.
God bless America.

Welcome to Absurdum
Now look who’s vying to be president.
An egomaniac with a coif.
A lady who wants to wear the pants.
Soon the crazies will vote.
“Open-carry” promote.
Privacy’s in the moat.
Liberty’s a game of chance.

Welcome to Absurdum
A place they used to call America.
Honest Abe’s restless grave.
Sees us fooled all the time.
Oligarchs plot and rule.
Lobbyists selling mule.
Try to live on a dime.
God bless America.

© 2016 By Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

HILARY

Tax Foolery has lampooned Donald Trump.  Now it’s Hilary Clinton’s turn.

HILARY
(To tune of “Heavenly” by Burt Bacharach and Syd Shaw as recorded by Johnny Mathis on 1959 album of the same name)

Oh Hilary!  Our Hilary!
Keeps Bill inside a pillory.
Or else he’d fool around.
Often she’s found
her man about town.

Now Hilary! Our Hilary!
Will need her own distillery.
To drink to all those emails leaking out.

Yes, we know her –
a ma’am in pants.
Those liberal ideals she cants.
Whilst taking cash, from foreign friends.
And who knows where, the scandal ends.

That’s Hilary! Our Hilary!
Oh, the pretense is chilling me.
A queen who would be king,
Our Hilary!

Lyric © 2015 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved

HILARY

HILARY
(To tune of “Tammy” by Jay Livingston & Ray Evans from 1957 film “Tammy and the Bachelor”)

Wild speculation’s already begun
Hilary, Hilary
Good bet she’ll run

She’d wear the pants, be as stout as a Hun
Hilary, Hilary
Good bet she’ll run

In that house of white
She was quite
A first lady then
She’ll keep a close eye on Bill
If she moves in again

To cheer Madam President, Bill the first man
Hilary, Hilary
That would be grand

In charge she’d permit no promiscuous fun
Hilary, Hilary
Poor Bill gets none

Oh the GOP
Would hate to see
Her at the helm
Benghazi stays on their plates
Encapsulates their realm

But she’d do no worse than some others have done
Hilary, Hilary
Good bet she’ll run

Lyric © 2014 by Robert S. Steinberg, Esquire
All rights reserved